There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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