He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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