singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
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