I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
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I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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