I'm going to jail i love you
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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