Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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