So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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