Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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