She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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