I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Randomize