Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
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I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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