Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
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She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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