so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
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Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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