i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
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sick fucks of a feather flock together
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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