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So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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