That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
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I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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