i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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