You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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