ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I need moral support for this bender
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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