I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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