a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
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The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
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It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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