I don't think brook has ever known best
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
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Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
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