i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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