You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
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on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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