kristin has been a bad kristin
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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