Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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