is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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