My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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