Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
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I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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