Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
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Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
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Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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