you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
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You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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