Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He better not be in your backpack
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
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Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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