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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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