Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
my sisters under your porch take her home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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