Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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