After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
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Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize