I wish I could teleport
Moan for me like Helen Keller
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
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I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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