Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
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saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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