Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
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tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I currently don't understand fingers.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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