took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
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Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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