there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
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Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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