I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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