I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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