it's too hot outside to masturbate.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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