the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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