Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
My dick has a subreddit
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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