I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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