Sry I called you an 8
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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