singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
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Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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