here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
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Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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